DIP #2 - You Must be Kidd-ing!
Dunce in public #2
“The Reverend” Phil Kidd
Well, it seems God has been distracted of late. He protected the good Reverend Dr Phil Kidd and his “Mont Blonc” [sic] pen[1] last month, but wasn’t quite as good to his brand-new Jaguar or to his wife.
Attitude, maybe. Pastor Phil was quick to give the glory to God for his miraculous, unscathed experience …
… while his grumbling wife (who must’ve been relaxing in a hospital bed as her husband shared his inspiring story on Facebook) was thankful to God, but not quite as upbeat:
Related, and a personal pet peeve
Dear friend-of-a-friend: I saw today on Facebook that God heard your prayer and healed your child’s strep throat. You were “blessed […] just in time!!” and were able to fly to Florida as planned to visit Disney World. The “#PowerOfPrayer"—nice hashtag and a wonderful way to give back. Such a lot of likes you got! A couple of “God is good” replies, too.
I see you saw a doctor on Monday and posted “got antibotic [sic] prescrip for *****, I hope they work!!!”. What, no “#PowerOfScience?”
Still, I’m happy for you. A sick child can make any parent desperate to believe in a higher power who heals. It is a shame about those nine Bible studiers in Charleston though. Must not have remembered to pray for themselves or to ask God to protect them from the Second Amendment and racist white Christian terrorists.
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Notes
- I don’t know what his pen cost, but it was cheaper than his Jaguar, at least.
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Dunces in Public — Collect them all!| DATE | TITLE |
| 11/17/2019 | #5 – Pray for America |
| 02/22/2017 | #4 – Was Dick Cheney Involved? |
| 07/27/2016 | #3 – Great America’s Historian |
| 06/19/2015 | #2 – You Must be Kidd-ing! |
| 10/24/2012 | #1 – Legitimately Bonkers |
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