My Dad is Wearing a Plant on His Head
“Steph, my dad is wearing a plant on his head!”
“Omigod! Like, really?”
“Yeah, he’s sitting next to me in the lobby of this cheeseball restaurant, and he’s like, wearing a syngonium on his head. I’m gonna puke.”
“Nasty! You should just, like, get out of there.”
“I would, but I really like the avocado chimichangas here. And, like, he’s paying. I’ll text you later.”
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