Randy’s Guide to Birds
Multicoloredbird
Varieties:
Tied-dyed Bird, Monet’s Claptrapper, Pollock’s Canvasbird, Psychedelic Rump-shaker, Fiestabird
Scientific name:
Birdicus Gratefuldeadicus
Field marks:
Plumage suggestive of the juvenilia of moderately-talented, Latin-American hippy impressionists; moderately flatulent.
Song:
Andale, andale, arriba, arriba
Fun facts:
- Multicoloredbirds spend winters in Mexico and Central America and can often be found there under shade trees on white sand beaches, enjoying cool drinks from colorful glasswear.
- A variant Multicoloredbird of the Pacific Northwest, often called the “Geekbird,” is notable for having legs of two different colors that resemble unmatched socks. These birds feature thick black eye rings, a skinny black streak running from under its chin to its belly, and are bullied incessantly at feeders by other birds.
